Eat a Bag of D*cks - Sarcasm Unisex Tank, Sassy Jersey Tank, 100% Cotton Comfort
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Redefine 'tank warfare' with our ultimate conversation piece. Ideal for a hot day or a hotter comeback, this unisex tank is as sharp as it is soft. Don't just beat the heat - make it laugh with a top that's cool in every sense.
Manufacturer Information:
- Ultra-Light Fabric (3.8 oz/yd² (110 g/m²))
- 100% Airlume Cotton
- Timeless Retail Fit
- True-to-Size Comfort
- Tear-Away Label for Ease
- Bella+Canvas 3480
Fabric Blends:
- Solid Colors are 100% cotton
- Heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Triblend colors are 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Care Instructions:
- Warm machine wash for those warm-hearted jabs
- Non-chlorine bleach for when you need to lighten up
- Medium tumble dry — this tank hangs tough
- Iron on medium — but who needs to iron out their punchlines?
- No dry cleaning needed; this tank's too straightforward for that
Dive into the deep end of daring with our 'Eat a Bag of D*cks' Jersey Tank, the pinnacle of playful provocation in your wardrobe. It's the perfect fusion of fearless and carefree, offering a soft touch with a hard edge. Whether you’re lounging or lunging, this tank speaks volumes without saying a word.
Why settle for whispers when you can be the shout in the room? Our high-quality print ensures your statement doesn't fade, no matter how often you wash off the day's exploits. And with side seams for structural support, this tank is a mainstay from the dive bar to the high bar.
Bella+Canvas prides itself on ethical manufacturing, so you can wear your wit on a tank that's as conscientious as it is cheeky. Flaunt your humor and your humanity in equal measure. It's not just an item of clothing; it’s a banner for the bold, the brazen, and the ones who never shy away from a bit of banter.
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