Eat a Bag of D*cks - Sarcasm Unisex Tee, Casual Smirk Style, Bold Statement Top
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Sarcastic? Never. This Eat a Bag of D*cks Tee is all about wearing your retort on your sleeve, well, chest. For those days when 'Let's Agree to Disagree' just doesn't cut it, slip into this snappy unisex number.
Manufacturer Information:
- 100% Premium Airlume Cotton
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)), that is easy to layer, breathable
- Tailored Unisex Design
- US and International Ethical Manufacturing
- Bella+Canvas 3001
Fabric Blends:
- Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold with like colors
- Non-chlorine bleach when needed
- Tumble dry low, remove promptly
- If ironing's your comedy routine, keep it at medium heat
- Skip the dry clean; this tee's low-maintenance
Introducing the 'Eat a Bag of D*cks' Tee - the pinnacle of playful provocation in your wardrobe. It's not just a t-shirt; it's a statement. A narrative. A cheeky retort to the world’s absurdities, wrapped in a cloak of premium Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. It's as soft as your sass and as durable as your wit, ready to accompany you on adventures from the mundane to the madcap.
This isn't just fabric stitched together; it's a conversation starter, a smirk inducer, a non-verbal comeback that's always on cue. With a fit that's as flattering as a wink from across the room, and a breathability that'll keep you cool while you’re serving up hot takes, this tee is ready for every event on your social (distancing) calendar.
Crafted by Bella+Canvas under the watchful eye of the Fair Labor Association, your conscience can be as clear as your jests. Every shirt is a canvas for change, a banner for the better. And when the day's debates are done? Just toss it in the wash, cold and carefree - no need for dry-cleaning here.
Whether you're the master of memes or the sultan of snark, this tee's ready to slip into your narrative like the punchline of your favorite joke. Get ready to wear it proudly, and let the double-takes commence!
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Bella+Canvas 3001